Hilarious St Patrick’s Day Puns, Jokes and Riddles
What do you call an alligator who celebrates St. Patrick’s Day?
How long should a leprechaun’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How long should a leprechaun’s pants be?
Long enough to cover his legs!
What do you call a leprechaun’s complaint about mini-chocolate chips?
A small problem!
What do leprechaun’s like to snack on?
Which shellfish love to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
What do you call something that stops burglars and is good luck?
How can you beat everyone to the pot of gold on St. Patrick’s Day?
Take a short cut!
What did the iced Irish coffee say to the cappuccino?
“I only have ice for you!”
What do you call someone who finds a secret pot of gold?
What do you call a successful rocket launch?
How does a leprechaun cheer on his favorite sports hero?
He shouts, “You got shenani-game!”
How do leprechaun moms know when their babies are ready for a nap?
When do retrievers celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?
When they’re golden!
What do you call a sketch given to you by a talented leprechaun artist?
What do you call a lucky Irish wool sweater?
A four-leaf pullover!
After St. Patrick’s day, what day does the local leprechaun craftsman look forward to?
Small Business Saturday!
Lucky St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Pat out the traps, let’s see if we can capture a leprechaun!
Irish I could find my green sweater to wear for St. Patrick’s Day!
Kenya keep a secret? I found a pot of gold!
Stan back and I’ll do a jig!
Gladys time to wear spring green again!
Dare going to love this Irish soda bread, it’s delicious!