St Patrick’s Day Jokes

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Hilarious St Patrick’s Day Puns, Jokes and Riddles

St. Patrick's Day Shenanigans and celebration joke

What do you call an alligator who celebrates St. Patrick’s Day?

A shenani-gator!

How long should a leprechaun’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

How long should a leprechaun’s pants be?

Long enough to cover his legs!

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What do you call a leprechaun’s complaint about mini-chocolate chips?

A small problem!

What do leprechaun’s like to snack on?

Enchant-mint Paddies!

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Which shellfish love to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?

Blarney-cles!

What do you call something that stops burglars and is good luck?

A sham-lock!

Pot of gold humor for St. Patrick's Day

How can you beat everyone to the pot of gold on St. Patrick’s Day?

Take a short cut!

What did the iced Irish coffee say to the cappuccino?

“I only have ice for you!”

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What do you call someone who finds a secret pot of gold?

Lepre-gone!

What do you call a successful rocket launch?

A shamrock-et!

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How does a leprechaun cheer on his favorite sports hero?

He shouts, “You got shenani-game!”

How do leprechaun moms know when their babies are ready for a nap?

They lepre-yawn!

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When do retrievers celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?

When they’re golden!

What do you call a sketch given to you by a talented leprechaun artist?

Lepre-drawn!

Funny Irish sweater pun

What do you call a lucky Irish wool sweater?

A four-leaf pullover!

After St. Patrick’s day, what day does the local leprechaun craftsman look forward to?

Small Business Saturday!

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Lucky St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pat!

Pat who?

Pat out the traps, let’s see if we can capture a leprechaun!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish I could find my green sweater to wear for St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya keep a secret? I found a pot of gold!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Stan!

Stan who?

Stan back and I’ll do a jig!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys time to wear spring green again!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dare!

Dare who?

Dare going to love this Irish soda bread, it’s delicious!

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