Summer Jokes

5 minutes of smiles
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity drink!Conan O'Brian

Summertime Fun Puns, Jokes and Riddles

What do you call it when rain drops works together?

Pooling resources!

Did you hear about the all-carrot baseball team?

It’s hard not to root, root, root for them.

What is an air conditioner’s favorite type of poetry?

Hai-cool!

What did the shark say when he saw the surfer?

Nothing, sharks can’t talk!

If the ocean is greeting you -- it waves

How can you tell if the ocean is greeting you?

It waves!

What is a unicorn’s favorite summer festival treat?

Kettle corn!

What is a ghost’s second favorite holiday?

The Fourth of Goul-y!

Which fish has the most fame and fortune?

A starfish!

Who lives at the beach, loves to shred a wave and rides around in a pumpkin?

Cinder-shell-a!

How do you start a campfire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What kind of stones are found in the ocean?

What kind of stones are found in the ocean?

Wet stones!

How high can a bumblebee count?

To a buzzzzz-illion!

Where did the lifeguard take his date?

To a beach ball!

What is a lifeguard’s favorite mode of transportation?

A car-pool!

Why do ghosts love beach parties?

Because they get to boo-gie!

Seagulls fly over the sea -- joke.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.

Where can you find a good shade umbrella?

Wherever you left it.

What did the hot dog roll maker say to the condiment maker?

Can I be frank with you?

Crabs don't like to share dessert because they're shellfish.

Why don’t crabs like to share their dessert?

Because they’re shellfish!

I once had to fix a broken tomato.

All I needed was a little tomato paste.

What did the dalmatian say after the bar-b-que?

“Everything just hit the spot!”

What comes at the end of a summer day?

The letter “Y”!

How do you get in touch with a lobster? Call him on his shell phone.

How do you get in touch with a lobster?

Call him on his shell phone!

What did summer say to winter?

I’m falling for you!

What kind of fish goes perfectly with nut butters?

Jelly fish!

Where do mummies like to go on vacation?

Somewhere they can relax and unwind!

What did the cow think of the artificially flavored ice cream?

She thought it was a milk dud!

What did the ladybug say to the stressed out firefly joke

What did the ladybug say to the stressed out firefly?

You need to lighten up.

Why was the lightning bug first in line?

Because she showed up in a flash!

Why didn’t the butterfly want to go to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

Two hikers stumble upon a beautiful sight on their hike. They look at each other in awe and say “ouch.”

What should you do if you find a porcupine in your sleeping bag?

Find a hotel for the night!

Seas the day.

Seas the day!

Summer Fun Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Garden.

Garden who?

Stop garden the gate, it’s time to pick the tomatoes!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

August.

August who?

August of wind blew away my hat.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wade.

Wade who?

Wade ’til later, there’s too many sharks right now!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do when the surf gets to high?

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Beach.

Beach who?

Beach you in the volley ball game.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe go swimming with me tomorrow?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Annie

Annie who?

Annie-body want some fresh squeezed lemonade?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue!

Avenue who?

Avenue gone swimming in the lake yet this summer?

Summer Tongue Twisters

Frank frankly paid a frank for a frank!

Super summer swim at the swanky swimming sinote!