Summertime Fun Puns, Jokes and Riddles
What do you call it when rain drops works together?
Did you hear about the all-carrot baseball team?
It’s hard not to root, root, root for them.
What is an air conditioner’s favorite type of poetry?
What did the shark say when he saw the surfer?
Nothing, sharks can’t talk!
How can you tell if the ocean is greeting you?
What is a unicorn’s favorite summer festival treat?
What is a ghost’s second favorite holiday?
The Fourth of Goul-y!
Which fish has the most fame and fortune?
Who lives at the beach, loves to shred a wave and rides around in a pumpkin?
How do you start a campfire with two sticks?
Make sure one is a match!
What kind of stones are found in the ocean?
How high can a bumblebee count?
To a buzzzzz-illion!
Where did the lifeguard take his date?
To a beach ball!
What is a lifeguard’s favorite mode of transportation?
Why do ghosts love beach parties?
Because they get to boo-gie!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels.
Where can you find a good shade umbrella?
Wherever you left it.
What did the hot dog roll maker say to the condiment maker?
Can I be frank with you?
Why don’t crabs like to share their dessert?
Because they’re shellfish!
I once had to fix a broken tomato.
All I needed was a little tomato paste.
What did the dalmatian say after the bar-b-que?
“Everything just hit the spot!”
What comes at the end of a summer day?
The letter “Y”!
How do you get in touch with a lobster?
Call him on his shell phone!
What did summer say to winter?
I’m falling for you!
What kind of fish goes perfectly with nut butters?
Where do mummies like to go on vacation?
Somewhere they can relax and unwind!
What did the cow think of the artificially flavored ice cream?
She thought it was a milk dud!
What did the ladybug say to the stressed out firefly?
You need to lighten up.
Why was the lightning bug first in line?
Because she showed up in a flash!
Why didn’t the butterfly want to go to the dance?
Because it was a moth ball!
Two hikers stumble upon a beautiful sight on their hike. They look at each other in awe and say “ouch.”
What should you do if you find a porcupine in your sleeping bag?
Find a hotel for the night!
Seas the day!
Summer Fun Knock Knock Jokes
Stop garden the gate, it’s time to pick the tomatoes!
August of wind blew away my hat.
Wade ’til later, there’s too many sharks right now!
Waldo we do when the surf gets to high?
Beach you in the volley ball game.
Canoe go swimming with me tomorrow?
Annie-body want some fresh squeezed lemonade?
Avenue gone swimming in the lake yet this summer?
Summer Tongue Twisters
Frank frankly paid a frank for a frank!
Super summer swim at the swanky swimming sinote!