Super Funny Sports Jokes

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Cute Sports Riddles and Jokes

Race car driver pun

What do you call a skilled race car driver?

Wreckless!

What looks like half a soccer ball?

The other half!

recess kickball pun

Did you hear the one about the kick ball game going past recess?

Because it was on a roll!

Tennis joke for practice

What does the instructor tell her tennis students who are having a rough practice?

“All you need is Love!”

What monsters do baseball teams recruit for summertime night games?

Vampires, because they turn into bats!

Fishing pun funny

Why did the school football team want to go on a fishing trip?

They were ready to tackle a new experience!

What happened to the soccer ball that was cleaned off morning, noon and night?

It lost it’s spots and was mistaken for a volley ball!

Sprint runner joke

When does a sprinter go as fast as a speeding car?

When she’s in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To play with all of the other birdies at the badminton game!

Funny baseball pun

Where do aliens play baseball?

On a spaceball diamond!

How does the synchronized swim team prefer to get to meets?

By car pool!

Funny golf pun

Why are golfers good at making salads?

Because they like to shred up the green!

Why do team mates have strong relationships?

They work out their problems!

Skiing pun

What do alpine skiers say when they get off the ski lift?

“It’s all downhill from here!”

What sports team gets to use the carpool lane?

The swim team!

Funny football joke

Why was the football player mad at the gumball machine?

He couldn’t get his quarter back!

Why were the batter’s friends mad at him when he hit a home run?

Because they weren’t having a ball!

What did the baseball player wear at graduation?

His cap and gown!

Super funny sports puns

Hilarious Sports Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs!

Figs who?

Figs the goal post please, it got knocked over by that last kick!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy!

Wendy who?

Wendy crosses the finish line we can celebrate!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys half time, I need a break!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke who got first place in the tennis tournament!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Stan!

Stan who?

Stand back, I know I can kick the ball farther this time!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wooden!

Wooden who?

Wooden it be nice to have a bat signed by a Hall of Famer?

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