Super Funny Valentine Jokes

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Valentine Fun for You and Your Sweetheart!

Funny Valentine Dog Pun

What does Cupid’s puppy wear to bed?

Paw-jamas!

Where do computers look for the best dating app?

On their heart drives!

True love Valentine Joke

How does a camera flash bring people together?

Love is blind!

Happy Valentine Wishes!

What is a yadsenitnelav?

Valentines Day spelled backward!

Funny sock joke for Valentine's Day

Why was the sock so happy on Valentine’s Day?

It found it’s sole mate!

What did the honeybee say to the flower?

“You are beeeeutiful!”

Bakery lava cake funny Valentine pun

What special treat did the baker make for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?

Lova cakes!

What does a rock-n-roll spider bring his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?

Bugs and roses!

Cute cat joke for Valentine's Day

Why were the cats married for such a long time?

Because they were purrr-fect together!

How do clocks express their love?

They say, “Happy Valen-times Day!”

funny valentine joke for kids

What did the little girl say to her teddy bear on Valentine’s Day?

“I love you beary much!”

What’s half of a wedding engagement?

The other half!

Chocolate truffle joke for Valentine's Day

What do koalas want for Valentine’s Day?

Lots of koality chocolate truffles!

What did the icicle say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?

“I love hanging out with you!”

Tokens of love joke for Valentine's Day

What do fairies give each other as tokens of love?

Lots of valen-tiny treats!

How do baseball players celebrate Valentine’s Day with their sweethearts?

They attend a base-ball!

All You Need Is Love!

Why didn’t the boy penguin ask the girl penguin for a date?

He got cold feet!

Valentine sweet nothing gift joke

What did the frugal girlfriend give to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?

Sweet nothings!

How did the pizza sign his Valentine’s Day cards?

“I love you to pizzas!”

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Funny Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Frank!

Frank who?

Frank you for being my Valentine!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe come to my Valentine’s Day party?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wheel!

Wheel who?

Wheel see how many Valentine’s chocolates I can eat at once!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Hope!

Hope who?

Hope you’ll be my Valentine this year!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa!

Santa who?

Santa Valentine card to my sweetheart!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Kenya!

Kenya who?

Kenya tell me who your special Valentine is this year?

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