Valentine Fun for You and Your Sweetheart!
What does Cupid’s puppy wear to bed?
Where do computers look for the best dating app?
On their heart drives!
How does a camera flash bring people together?
Love is blind!
What is a yadsenitnelav?
Valentines Day spelled backward!
Why was the sock so happy on Valentine’s Day?
It found it’s sole mate!
What did the honeybee say to the flower?
“You are beeeeutiful!”
What special treat did the baker make for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
What does a rock-n-roll spider bring his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
Bugs and roses!
Why were the cats married for such a long time?
Because they were purrr-fect together!
How do clocks express their love?
They say, “Happy Valen-times Day!”
What did the little girl say to her teddy bear on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you beary much!”
What’s half of a wedding engagement?
The other half!
What do koalas want for Valentine’s Day?
Lots of koality chocolate truffles!
What did the icicle say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
“I love hanging out with you!”
What do fairies give each other as tokens of love?
Lots of valen-tiny treats!
How do baseball players celebrate Valentine’s Day with their sweethearts?
They attend a base-ball!
Why didn’t the boy penguin ask the girl penguin for a date?
He got cold feet!
What did the frugal girlfriend give to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?
How did the pizza sign his Valentine’s Day cards?
“I love you to pizzas!”
Funny Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
Frank you for being my Valentine!
Canoe come to my Valentine’s Day party?
Wheel see how many Valentine’s chocolates I can eat at once!
Hope you’ll be my Valentine this year!
Santa Valentine card to my sweetheart!
Kenya tell me who your special Valentine is this year?