Thanksgiving Humor

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Thanksgiving is finally here! Let’s all gobble ’til we wobble!

Super Funny Thanksgiving Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Funny Thanksgiving recipe pun

When is the best time of year to learn a new recipe?

In Know-vember for Thanksgiving dinner!

Why did turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving day?

Because it wasn’t invited to dinner!

Where can you find a good Black-Friday-Sail around Thanksgiving time?

The Mayflower!

Funny Thanksgiving vegetable joke

Where can you find the best quality vegetables for your Thanksgiving feast?

Wherever you left them!

Why did you learn something new at Gramma’s Thanksgiving dinner?

Because there were several courses!

Why did the turkey need a defense attorney on Thanksgiving?

He was suspected of fowl play!

Funniest football Thanksgiving joke

What is the difference between a football and cornbread stuffing?

They’re both fun to throw at a football game except for the stuffing!

Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?

Because one of the sides was 24 carrots!

Funny family Thanksgiving joke

What time of day do most families eat their Thanksgiving meal?

Turkey-time!

How can an elephant help with the Thanksgiving meal?

He can make the squash!

Harvest moon joke funny

What dessert did the harvest moon bring to share at Thanksgiving dinner?

Moon pies!

What do meteorologists say when it’s raining turkeys on Thanksgiving day?

“Drive careful, we’ve got some fowl weather on the way folks!”

What does Thanksgiving dinner end with?

The letter R!

Who says Christmas should come before Thanksgiving?

The dictionary!

How can you tell everyone is busy on Thanksgiving?

Because they have a lot to be thankful for!

Cute corn Thanksgiving pun

Why wouldn’t anyone listen to the corn kernel’s jokes?

Because they were waaaay too corny!

What is the harvest moon’s favorite subject in school?

Geology because he gets to study moon rocks!

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.Jay Leno

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes for the Whole Family

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe make my favorite cornbread stuffing for Thanksgiving?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Odis!

Odis who?

Odis good food is giving me a tummy ache!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iva!

Iva who?

Iva lot of Thanksgiving dishes to carry to the table, please help me!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dishes!

Dishes who?

Dishes going to be the most delicious Thanksgiving yet!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie going to eat all of this delicious food?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Cole!

Cole who?

Cole me when Thanksgiving dinner is served!

Thanksgiving 2019 humor with funny puns and jokes