Super Funny Thanksgiving Puns, Jokes and Riddles
When is the best time of year to learn a new recipe?
In Know-vember for Thanksgiving dinner!
Why did turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving day?
Because it wasn’t invited to dinner!
Where can you find a good Black-Friday-Sail around Thanksgiving time?
Where can you find the best quality vegetables for your Thanksgiving feast?
Wherever you left them!
Why did you learn something new at Gramma’s Thanksgiving dinner?
Because there were several courses!
Why did the turkey need a defense attorney on Thanksgiving?
He was suspected of fowl play!
What is the difference between a football and cornbread stuffing?
They’re both fun to throw at a football game except for the stuffing!
Why was Thanksgiving dinner so expensive?
Because one of the sides was 24 carrots!
What time of day do most families eat their Thanksgiving meal?
How can an elephant help with the Thanksgiving meal?
He can make the squash!
What dessert did the harvest moon bring to share at Thanksgiving dinner?
What do meteorologists say when it’s raining turkeys on Thanksgiving day?
“Drive careful, we’ve got some fowl weather on the way folks!”
What does Thanksgiving dinner end with?
The letter R!
Who says Christmas should come before Thanksgiving?
How can you tell everyone is busy on Thanksgiving?
Because they have a lot to be thankful for!
Why wouldn’t anyone listen to the corn kernel’s jokes?
Because they were waaaay too corny!
What is the harvest moon’s favorite subject in school?
Geology because he gets to study moon rocks!
Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes for the Whole Family
Canoe make my favorite cornbread stuffing for Thanksgiving?
Odis good food is giving me a tummy ache!
Iva lot of Thanksgiving dishes to carry to the table, please help me!
Dishes going to be the most delicious Thanksgiving yet!
Howie going to eat all of this delicious food?
Cole me when Thanksgiving dinner is served!