Thanksgiving Jokes

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Happy Thanksgiving! Remember you always have the option of turning your scale back ten pounds over the holidays!

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns, Riddles and One-Liners!

How Many Cranberries in the Cranberry Sauce? All Of Them.

If someone asks you how many cranberries went into the cranberry sauce, the correct answer is, “All of them!”

What does a clock do after a Thanksgiving dinner?

It goes back 4 seconds!

What are busy gardeners thankful for at harvest time?

Frost!

Not Enough Pototoes For Thanksgiving? What a Ca-Tater-Strophy

What happened when there weren’t enough potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner?

It was a ca-tater-strophy!

Want to hear a Thanksgiving joke?

Never mind, it’s too corny!

Why did the potatoes cover their eyes?

Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the green bean casserole look away?

Because he saw the cranberry dressing!

How long should a turkey’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

What's The Best Thing to Put In Gramma's Stuffing Recipe?

What is the best thing to put in Gramma’s stuffing recipe?

Your teeth!

What is the one thing you never hope to see in Gramma’s stuffing?

Gramma’s teeth!

Where do you find the best Thanksgiving recipes?

Wherever you left them!

What always comes first at a Thanksgiving dinner?

The letter “T”!

What does a turkey say when it’s invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Moo!

What is a unicorn’s favorite Thanksgiving bread?

Corn bread!

What are unicorns thankful for?

Glitter!

What is the cute baby unicorn’s favorite side dish?

Sweet potatoes!

Pun About Scarecrows Thankful for Stuffing

What are scarecrows thankful for?

Stuffing!

What do garden fairies wear on Thanksgiving?

Har-vests!

What kind of keys never unlock doors?

Tur-keys!

Why did the parrot sing after Thanksgiving dinner?

He wanted more pie and dessert tweets!

Pilgrims Thankful For An A-Maize-ing Harvest Word Play

What are Pilgrims thankful for?

An a-maize-ing harvest!

Why was the turkey asked to be drummer in the marching band last minute?

Because he always carried his drumsticks with him!

What is a pilgrims favorite ballroom dance?

The turkey trot ragtime!

Scarecrows Bring Straw-berry Pie To Thanksgiving

What did the scarecrow bring to Thanksgiving dinner?

Straw-berry pie!

Why did the turkey walk across the road?

He didn’t walk, he ran away, Thanksgiving was coming!

If someone asks you how many potatoes went into the mashed potatoes, the correct answer is, “All of them!”

What’s a turkey’s favorite search engine?

Gooble, Gooble!

Turkeys On The Run … Are Suspected Of Fowl Play

Why was the turkey on the run?

He was suspected of fowl play!

Can a turkey jump higher than the dining room table?

Absolutely, tables can’t jump!

Why did the cranberries blush?

They accidentally saw the turkey dressing!

Magical Turkeys Are Called Turk-Icorn Pun

What do you call a magical turkey?

A turk-icorn!

What magical creature is a symbol of the successful harvest?

A uni-corni-copia!

What Does A Pumpkin Pie Say After Thanksgiving Dinner?

What does a pumpkin pie say after Thanksgiving dinner?

That was filling!

If someone asks you how many pecans went into the pecan pie, the correct answer is, “All of them!”

What is Santa thankful for?

December 26!

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump!
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!Unknown

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Garden.

Garden who?

Stop garden the gate, it’s harvest time!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

I’m so Gladys it’s harvest time!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ester

Ester who?

Ester any more pumpkin pie?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Philip.

Philip who?

Philip my belly with this wonderful Thanksgiving food, please!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you so much for bringing homemade cranberry sauce for our Thanksgiving dinner!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Odette.

Odette who?

Odette Thanksgiving table is full of delicious food!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ava.

Ava who?

Ava wonder what they watched after their first Thanksgiving meal?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita get my stretchy pants on before we sit down to eat!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and finish carving the turkey, we’re starving!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Arthur.

Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers for Gramma’s yummy soup tomorrow?