18 of The Best Camping Jokes, Quotes and Puns

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Camp Jokes, Puns and Funny Quotes

funny way to burning calories while camping joke

What’s the best way to burn calories while camping?

Toast marshmallows!

the best camping flashlight and battery pun

What did the flashlight say to the batteries?

“You light up my life!”

camping optometrist joke

What’s an optometrists favorite camp site number?

2020!

camping optometrist joke

Why didn’t the optometrist go to the RV park?

He heard there weren’t many camp Sites available!

loading camping gear joke funny

I said to myself, I need to do something besides go camping this weekend … then I laughed and laughed as I loaded my gear!

unicorn-camping-pun

Why are unicorns favored as camp counselors?

They love to horse around with all of the kids!

post apocalyptic life skill funny joke

Camping is not a hobby, it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill!

camping accountant joke

What frightens accountants when they are camping?

Walking trails labeled, Tax Hike!

camp and coffee jokes

Start the day with coffee …

End the day with a cozy campfire under the stars!

hilarious computer bug pun

How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?

They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs!

funny grandparents camp joke

What do you call grandparents on a camping trip?

Nappy Campers!

funny camp joke

Keep calm and pitch a tent!

the best camp puns and quotes

Camping Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

RV!

RV who?

RV late for check-in?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe who, that was fun to say!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tents!

Tents who?

Tents camping situations call for s’mores!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Trail!

Trail who?

Trail a little homemade granola, it tastes good!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Moose!

Moose who?

Moose you, hope you’re having fun at sleep-away camp!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Summer!

Summer who?

Summer born to camp and I’m one of ’em!

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