Camp Jokes, Puns and Funny Quotes
What’s the best way to burn calories while camping?
What did the flashlight say to the batteries?
“You light up my life!”
What’s an optometrists favorite camp site number?
Why didn’t the optometrist go to the RV park?
He heard there weren’t many camp Sites available!
I said to myself, I need to do something besides go camping this weekend … then I laughed and laughed as I loaded my gear!
Why are unicorns favored as camp counselors?
They love to horse around with all of the kids!
Camping is not a hobby, it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill!
What frightens accountants when they are camping?
Walking trails labeled, Tax Hike!
Start the day with coffee …
End the day with a cozy campfire under the stars!
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs!
What do you call grandparents on a camping trip?
Keep calm and pitch a tent!
Camping Knock Knock Jokes
RV late for check-in?
Canoe who, that was fun to say!
Tents camping situations call for s’mores!
Trail a little homemade granola, it tastes good!
Moose you, hope you’re having fun at sleep-away camp!
Summer born to camp and I’m one of ’em!