Cute Fruit Puns and Jokes for the Whole Family
Which fruits do well in math class?
What did the orchard owners do when they met for the first time?
They in-tree-duced themselves!
What fruit always gets called to direct traffic?
The safety orange!
Why was the cat scared of the peach tree?
It was afraid of its bark!
Why did the citrus fruit choose to pursue an acting career?
He loved the lime-light!
What fruit did the astronaut request on his trip to the moon?
What’s a gymnast’s favorite dessert?
Which fruit loves the activities in their retirement community?
Why did the peach cross the road?
It misread the off ramp sign for Orchard Beach!
What prize was presented at the prestigious Orchard Park Horse Race?
A fruit cup!
What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?
You can always count on a lemon for aid!
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?
“I’d like to be your friend berry much!”
Funny Fruit Knock Knock Jokes
Barry nice to meet you!
Luke outside and see the baskets of apples we picked!
Wilma fruit smoothie be ready soon? I’m hungry!
Gino these strawberries are absolutely delicious, try them!
Bat you will love this fresh squeezed orange juice!
Wayne drops are falling, that will help the blueberries grow!