The Best Fruit Jokes

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Cute Fruit Puns and Jokes for the Whole Family

Math class funny joke for kids

Which fruits do well in math class?

Ordered pears!

What did the orchard owners do when they met for the first time?

They in-tree-duced themselves!

traffic directing safety joke

What fruit always gets called to direct traffic?

The safety orange!

Why was the cat scared of the peach tree?

It was afraid of its bark!

funny acting career joke

Why did the citrus fruit choose to pursue an acting career?

He loved the lime-light!

space fruit star joke

What fruit did the astronaut request on his trip to the moon?

Star fruit!

gymnastics apple turnover joke for kids

What’s a gymnast’s favorite dessert?

Apple turnover!

Which fruit loves the activities in their retirement community?


cute peach pun

Why did the peach cross the road?

It misread the off ramp sign for Orchard Beach!

What prize was presented at the prestigious Orchard Park Horse Race?

A fruit cup!

lemonade joke for kids

What fruit can you call when you are in trouble?

You can always count on a lemon for aid!

humorous strawberry and blueberry making friends joke for kids

What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?

“I’d like to be your friend berry much!”

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Funny Fruit Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Barry who?

Barry nice to meet you!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Luke who?

Luke outside and see the baskets of apples we picked!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Wilma who?

Wilma fruit smoothie be ready soon? I’m hungry!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Gino who?

Gino these strawberries are absolutely delicious, try them!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Bat who?

Bat you will love this fresh squeezed orange juice!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Wayne who?

Wayne drops are falling, that will help the blueberries grow!

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