The Best Spring Jokes

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Funny Jokes Perfect for Springtime

spring flower celebration Bigfoot joke

How does Bigfoot celebrate spring?

He big-toe tips through the tulips!

After a long March, April is the perfect time for a cool down!

Humorous April pun

Why do monkeys love spring?

Because Ape-ril is their favorite time of year!

What do you call a bear that only comes out during April showers?

A drizzly grizzly!

Cute springtime rabbit joke

How did the momma bunny find all her kiddies in the garden?

She looked around for all the cute little nose-buds!

How did the Easter Bunny style his hair?

With hare gel!

funny spring groundhog joke

What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?

Root beer!

Why are the snowman and the Easter bunny such good friends?

They both love carrots!

Robin with Spring Fever cute joke

Why did the robin call in sick?

He had spring fever!

Why did the stinkbug leave empty soda cans all over the campsite at spring break?

He was a litterbug!

Funny April fools joke

In the spring, what favorite relative pays Frankenstein a visit?

His cousin Prankenstein, on April 1!

What do you call the Easter Bunny when it’s cleaning the house?

A dust-ing bunny!

Funniest cat pun

What’s the first thing cats plant in their garden in springtime?

As-purr-agus!

What do you call a snowman on the beach during spring break?

A tide pool!

Why did the skunk wait a couple of days after Easter to shop for candy?

He was hoping for fifty per-scent off!

Happy spring joke

How can you tell the Easter Bunny is really happy?

He has a spring in his step!

What game did the Easter Bunny play with his friend, Santa Clause?

Basket ball!

Why couldn’t you see the frog reporter doing his spring forecast on TV?

He was in front of a green screen!

Lots of funny spring jokes and puns at TheJokeSite.com

Spring Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Olive!

Olive who?

Olive a refreshing spring breeze!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Rabbit!

Rabbit who?

Rabbit you want to know where I hid all the Easter candy!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Arthur!

Arthur who?

Arthur any more flowers to plant?

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dale!

Dale who?

Dale take us on an Easter egg hunt after breakfast!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Dare!

Dare who?

Dare going to love the spring picnic I planned!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

House!

House who?

House that chocolate bunny taste?

Springtime Fun Word Search

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More funny spring puns and jokes at TheJokeSite.com