Funny Jokes Perfect for Springtime
How does Bigfoot celebrate spring?
He big-toe tips through the tulips!
After a long March, April is the perfect time for a cool down!
Why do monkeys love spring?
Because Ape-ril is their favorite time of year!
What do you call a bear that only comes out during April showers?
A drizzly grizzly!
How did the momma bunny find all her kiddies in the garden?
She looked around for all the cute little nose-buds!
How did the Easter Bunny style his hair?
With hare gel!
What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?
Why are the snowman and the Easter bunny such good friends?
They both love carrots!
Why did the robin call in sick?
He had spring fever!
Why did the stinkbug leave empty soda cans all over the campsite at spring break?
He was a litterbug!
In the spring, what favorite relative pays Frankenstein a visit?
His cousin Prankenstein, on April 1!
What do you call the Easter Bunny when it’s cleaning the house?
A dust-ing bunny!
What’s the first thing cats plant in their garden in springtime?
What do you call a snowman on the beach during spring break?
A tide pool!
Why did the skunk wait a couple of days after Easter to shop for candy?
He was hoping for fifty per-scent off!
How can you tell the Easter Bunny is really happy?
He has a spring in his step!
What game did the Easter Bunny play with his friend, Santa Clause?
Why couldn’t you see the frog reporter doing his spring forecast on TV?
He was in front of a green screen!
Spring Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Olive a refreshing spring breeze!
Rabbit you want to know where I hid all the Easter candy!
Arthur any more flowers to plant?
Dale take us on an Easter egg hunt after breakfast!
Dare going to love the spring picnic I planned!
House that chocolate bunny taste?