The Best St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

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Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

St Patrick's Day joke funny dog

What did the leprechaun name his new dog?

Lucky O’Drool!

What did the leprechaun say to his true love?

I’m over the rainbow for you!

Chicken cross the road joke for St Patrick's Day with funny rainbow and pot of gold

Why did the Irish chicken cross the road?

To follow the rainbow to the pot of gold!

Why did the leprechaun cross the road?

He had to get to his pot of gold before the chicken!

Ireland funny St Patricks Day Pun

Why do shamrock plants always do so well in Ireland?

Because they’re always growing and Dublin!

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Leprechaun St Patricks Day Joke

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite spot on the golf course?

The green!

What is an Irish dancer’s favorite hobby?

Jig-saw puzzles!

St Patricks Day lucky horse shoe joke

Who doesn’t think a found horse shoe is lucky?

A horse!

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How does a proud teacher address her class on St. Patrick’s Day?

“You are all such clover students!”

Funny Leprechaun St Patrick's Day Joke

What is a leprechaun’s favorite breakfast?

A short-stack of pancakes!

What kind of music do you hear at a St. Patrick’s Day party?

Shamrock-n-roll!

Funny St Patricks Day lucky clover joke

What looks like half a lucky clover?

The other half!

What do you call a leprechaun in the desert?

Lost!

Funny St Patricks Day Leprechaun Joke

How did the leprechaun beat the pirate to the buried treasure?

He took a short cut over the rainbow!

What kind of treasures do leprechauns covet the most?

Lucky charms!

St Patricks day Joke for funny breakfast

What is a leprechaun’s favorite snack on St. Patrick’s Day?

Irish coffee and soda bread!

How many pieces of gold can a leprechaun fit into his empty pot?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

Hilarious St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ima!

Ima who?

Ima hoping to find a big pot of gold at the end of this rainbow!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Pat!

Pat who?

Pat your coat on so we can go to the St. Patrick’s Day party!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Irish!

Irish who?

Irish I could remember where I put that pot of gold!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Erin!

Erin who?

Erin as fast as I could to be on time for the St. Patrick’s Day parade!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Wendy!

Wendy who?

Wendy parade starts we can throw gold coins to the crowd!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Freddie!

Freddie who?

Freddie or not it’s St. Patrick’s Day!

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