Funny St. Patrick’s Day Jokes
What did the leprechaun name his new dog?
What did the leprechaun say to his true love?
I’m over the rainbow for you!
Why did the Irish chicken cross the road?
To follow the rainbow to the pot of gold!
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
He had to get to his pot of gold before the chicken!
Why do shamrock plants always do so well in Ireland?
Because they’re always growing and Dublin!
How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite spot on the golf course?
What is an Irish dancer’s favorite hobby?
Who doesn’t think a found horse shoe is lucky?
How does a proud teacher address her class on St. Patrick’s Day?
“You are all such clover students!”
What is a leprechaun’s favorite breakfast?
A short-stack of pancakes!
What kind of music do you hear at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
What looks like half a lucky clover?
The other half!
What do you call a leprechaun in the desert?
How did the leprechaun beat the pirate to the buried treasure?
He took a short cut over the rainbow!
What kind of treasures do leprechauns covet the most?
What is a leprechaun’s favorite snack on St. Patrick’s Day?
Irish coffee and soda bread!
How many pieces of gold can a leprechaun fit into his empty pot?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
Hilarious St. Patrick’s Day Knock Knock Jokes
Ima hoping to find a big pot of gold at the end of this rainbow!
Pat your coat on so we can go to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
Irish I could remember where I put that pot of gold!
Erin as fast as I could to be on time for the St. Patrick’s Day parade!
Wendy parade starts we can throw gold coins to the crowd!
Freddie or not it’s St. Patrick’s Day!