Hilarious Unicorn Puns, Jokes and Riddles
Unicorns are boring, said no one ever!
Unicorns never horse around, they always get right to the point!
Why do unicorns live next to leprechauns?
They make good neighbors!
What kind of pie do unicorns like best?
What do unicorns like to put on their toast?
How does a unicorn display her fall harvest?
In a horn-ucopia!
What is a unicorn’s favorite Thanksgiving bread?
What are unicorns thankful for?
What is a unicorn’s favorite party food?
What does the robin call the unicorn that tweets all day?
Where do unicorns live?
They live in neigh-borhoods!
Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without her supper?
She wouldn’t stop horsing around!
How do you tell the difference between a unicorn and a lemon?
Give it a squeeze! If you don’t get lemon juice, it’s a unicorn.
What sweet confections do unicorns hand out at Christmas time?
Save the chubby unicorns!
What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?
What do you say to a waiting unicorn?
Please, hold your horses!
Which neck accessory is the unicorn’s favorite?
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
Where did the unicorn go galloping after the rainstorm?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What has a horn but does not honk?
Who do unicorns hang out with at night?
Why did the horse dress up as a pegasis for the costume party?
Because it didn’t want to appear too uni-corny!
What is a unicorn’s favorite craft supply?
Unicorns never horse around – They always get right to the point!
A magic horse has the exact number of horns to make a unicorn!
What do unicorns hang on their Christmas trees?
Where did the unicorn go when he lost his tail?
The magic re-tail shop!
Where can you see a unicorn’s favorite color?
What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?
What kind of exercise do unicorns prefer?
Long distance running and mare-athons!
How do you know if you have been visited by a unicorn?
There will be glitter on the stairs!
Where can a unicorn find gold glitter?
Wherever she left it!
Unicorn Knock Knock Jokes
Canoe please meet me by the rainbow so we can watch the unicorn’s play!
Waldo we do when we finally see a unicorn?
Unicorn Word Search
Have fun finding some of the unicorn joke words.