Unicorn Jokes

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Hilarious Unicorn Puns, Jokes and Riddles

Unicorns Are Boring Said No One Every Joke

Unicorns are boring, said no one ever!

Unicorns never horse around, they always get right to the point!

Why do unicorns live next to leprechauns?

They make good neighbors!

What kind of pie do unicorns like best?

Strawberry pie!

What do unicorns like to put on their toast?

Strawberry jam!

How does a unicorn display her fall harvest?

In a horn-ucopia!

What is a unicorn’s favorite Thanksgiving bread?

Corn bread!

What are unicorns thankful for?

Glitter!

Corn Chips A Unicorn's Favorite Food

What is a unicorn’s favorite party food?

Corn chips!

What does the robin call the unicorn that tweets all day?

Tweet-icorn!

Where do unicorns live?

They live in neigh-borhoods!

Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without her supper?

She wouldn’t stop horsing around!

How do you tell the difference between a unicorn and a lemon?

Give it a squeeze! If you don’t get lemon juice, it’s a unicorn.

What sweet confections do unicorns hand out at Christmas time?

Horna-mints!

Help Save The Chubby Unicorn

Save the chubby unicorns!

What did the unicorn dress up as for Halloween?

A rhinoceros!

What do you say to a waiting unicorn?

Please, hold your horses!

Which neck accessory is the unicorn’s favorite?

A rain-boa!

What kind of bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow!

Unicorns Gallop Over The Rainbow After The Rainstorm

Where did the unicorn go galloping after the rainstorm?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What has a horn but does not honk?

A unicorn!

Who do unicorns hang out with at night?

Night-mares!

Why did the horse dress up as a pegasis for the costume party?

Because it didn’t want to appear too uni-corny!

Unicorn's Love Glitter Joke

What is a unicorn’s favorite craft supply?

Glitter!

Unicorns never horse around – They always get right to the point!

A magic horse has the exact number of horns to make a unicorn!

What do unicorns hang on their Christmas trees?

Horn-aments!

Where did the unicorn go when he lost his tail?

The magic re-tail shop!

You Can See A Unicorn's Favorite Color In Rainbow Sprinkles

Where can you see a unicorn’s favorite color?

Rainbow sprinkles.

What do you call it when a unicorn wakes up for a midnight snack?

Star grazing!

What kind of exercise do unicorns prefer?

Long distance running and mare-athons!

You Know You've Been Visited By A Unicorn Because There's Glitter On The Stairs

How do you know if you have been visited by a unicorn?

There will be glitter on the stairs!

Where can a unicorn find gold glitter?

Wherever she left it!

Unicorn Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe!

Canoe who?

Canoe please meet me by the rainbow so we can watch the unicorn’s play!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do when we finally see a unicorn?

Unicorn Word Search

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