Valentine Jokes

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Adorable Valentine Puns and Jokes

Funniest valentine candle joke

How can you tell if two candles make a good pair?

They go out together!

What did the maple tree say to the honeysuckle bush?

Sherwood like to be your Valentine!

Funny ice cream and caramel sauce joke

What did the caramel sauce say to the bowl of vanilla ice cream?

“I’m sweet on you!”

Why was the bird all a-flutter?

He was looking for his tweet heart!

Chocolate candy box valentine joke

How many chocolates can you put in an empty box?

Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

What do you call two robins in love?

Tweet hearts!

Funny Valentine pirate joke

Why are pirates the best dancers at the Valentine’s Day Ball?

Because they arrrrrr!

Love, Kisses and Valentine Wishes!

What always comes first at fancy Valentine’s dinner with your sweetheart?

The letter “V!”

How is a bonbon like a Valentine’s Day card?

They’re both delicious except the Valentine’s Day card!

Humorous kangaroo joke and pun

Did you hear the sweet story about the two kangaroos?

They lived hoppily-ever-after!

What did the mouse give his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?

A Valen-tiny gift!

Fun Valentine cat joke

How do cats spend the day on February 14?

With their purrrr-fect Valentine!

What will you never hear a tall person say on Valentine’s Day?

“Happy Valen-tiny Day!”

Love is in the air!

What did the chicken do after she crossed the road?

She delivered a box of chocolates to her tweet heart!

Cute ladybug and valentine candy joke

What is a lady bug’s favorite Valentine candy?

Her-she’s kisses!

What did the ram say to the sheep?

“I love ewe!”

Super cute Valentine Cupid joke

How long should Cupid’s legs be?

Just long enough to reach the ground!

Funny valentine candy joke

How is a chocolate candy heart like packing tape?

They’re both an expression of love except for the packing tape!

Valentine Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

I Love!

I Love who?

I Love You!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Owl!

Owl who?

Owl always love you!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Johanna!

Johanna who?

Johanna go to dinner with me on Valentine’s Day?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Gladys!

Gladys who?

Gladys Valentine’s Day, another opportunity to say, “I Love You!”

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Iva!

Iva who?

Iva bunch of Valentine cards to pass out at school this year!

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