Adorable Valentine Puns and Jokes
How can you tell if two candles make a good pair?
They go out together!
What did the maple tree say to the honeysuckle bush?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
What did the caramel sauce say to the bowl of vanilla ice cream?
“I’m sweet on you!”
Why was the bird all a-flutter?
He was looking for his tweet heart!
How many chocolates can you put in an empty box?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What do you call two robins in love?
Why are pirates the best dancers at the Valentine’s Day Ball?
Because they arrrrrr!
What always comes first at fancy Valentine’s dinner with your sweetheart?
The letter “V!”
How is a bonbon like a Valentine’s Day card?
They’re both delicious except the Valentine’s Day card!
Did you hear the sweet story about the two kangaroos?
They lived hoppily-ever-after!
What did the mouse give his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
A Valen-tiny gift!
How do cats spend the day on February 14?
With their purrrr-fect Valentine!
What will you never hear a tall person say on Valentine’s Day?
“Happy Valen-tiny Day!”
What did the chicken do after she crossed the road?
She delivered a box of chocolates to her tweet heart!
What is a lady bug’s favorite Valentine candy?
What did the ram say to the sheep?
“I love ewe!”
How long should Cupid’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
How is a chocolate candy heart like packing tape?
They’re both an expression of love except for the packing tape!
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Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
I Love who?
I Love You!
Owl always love you!
Johanna go to dinner with me on Valentine’s Day?
Gladys Valentine’s Day, another opportunity to say, “I Love You!”
Iva bunch of Valentine cards to pass out at school this year!