Funny Vegetable Puns, Jokes and Riddles!
How are mud and kale alike?
They’re both delicious except for the kale!
Where can you always find vegetables in the desert?
In the dictionary!
Why did the squash cross the road?
Because it heard a rumor that an elephant would be visiting the pumpkin patch!
What did the pepper ask the eggplant?
“Have you heard any good yolks today?”
How did the vegetables cheer on the gardener at the county fair?
They yelled, “We’re rooting for you!”
What did the spinach say to the beets?
“Isn’t this garden setting so romain-tic?
What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
“You hang around and I’ll go ahead!”
What kind of table do gardeners use at the Farmer’s Market?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
He was corn-fused!
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?
What was the bean’s excuse for his mysterious disappearance?
He said, “Oh, I’ve bean around!”
Why did the potato go shopping for sunscreen?
So it wouldn’t peel when it went on its beach vacation!
What did the farmer call his spring garden?
A garden of hap-pea-ness!
What do you call a vegetable garden business that can get bigger?
What is the perfect day to harvest potatoes?
Why couldn’t the radish unwind?
Because it wasn’t as cool as a cucumber!
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?
The bell peppers!
One more vegetable joke …
Never mind, it’s too corny!
Vegetable Knock Knock Jokes
Justin time to help me pick some veggies for supper!
Juicy how big that tomato is? I can’t wait to eat it!
Nano my carrots have been eaten by rabbits – time to celebrate!
Phillip that basket, I need help picking the beans!
Hugo that way and pick the broccoli, please!
Avo good day today!