Winter Jokes

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And since we’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!Sammy Cahn

Jokes for Wintertime Fun

Cute winter mitten joke

Where do you find warm mittens to play in the snow?

Wherever you left them!

Why do penguins like to live at the South Pole?

Because it’s snow cool there!

Funny winter snowman joke

What do you call a snowman who swallowed a light bulb?

A glow-man!

What do you call a snowman who likes to perform at the North Pole Theater Club?

A show-man!

What do you call a snowman who likes to play follow the leader?

A follow-man!

Winter tree and snowflake joke

How is a snowflake like a Christmas tree?

They both melt except for the Christmas tree!

What is the best ingredient for soup in winter?

Chilly beans!

Why don’t you ever see spiders in igloos?

Because they don’t make eight-legged fleece pants!

Hilarious snowmen and snowwomen joke

Who can jump higher, snowmen or snowwomen?

Neither! Snowmen and snowwomen can’t jump!

What’s Gramma’s favorite souvenir from winter vacation in Florida?

A giant sponge she uses to soak up the sun!

What is Jack Frost’s favorite breakfast cereal?

Ice Crispies!

Funny winter hat joke

What would happen if you left your hat outside in a snowstorm?

It would get covered in snow!

What kind of dances do Santa and Mrs. Clause attend?

Snow balls!

What did the snowboarder say to the skier?

“It’s all downhill from here!”

Funniest chicken crossing the road joke

What did the chicken do when she crossed the road?

She went sledding!

What’s the difference between a snowman and a beach ball?

They’re both white except the beach ball!

What show do monsters binge watch on snowy days?

Seasons 1 and 2 of Fiends!

It’s time for soft pillows, warm tea and a good book. Let’s snuggle up and watch it snow!

Funny Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita get my jacket before we go out sledding!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Waldo!

Waldo who?

Waldo we do if we don’t get any snow for Christmas?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie going to get all of this snow shoveled before school?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Icy!

Icy who?

Icy you like knock knock jokes too!

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