Jokes for Wintertime Fun
Where do you find warm mittens to play in the snow?
Wherever you left them!
Why do penguins like to live at the South Pole?
Because it’s snow cool there!
What do you call a snowman who swallowed a light bulb?
What do you call a snowman who likes to perform at the North Pole Theater Club?
What do you call a snowman who likes to play follow the leader?
How is a snowflake like a Christmas tree?
They both melt except for the Christmas tree!
What is the best ingredient for soup in winter?
Why don’t you ever see spiders in igloos?
Because they don’t make eight-legged fleece pants!
Who can jump higher, snowmen or snowwomen?
Neither! Snowmen and snowwomen can’t jump!
What’s Gramma’s favorite souvenir from winter vacation in Florida?
A giant sponge she uses to soak up the sun!
What is Jack Frost’s favorite breakfast cereal?
What would happen if you left your hat outside in a snowstorm?
It would get covered in snow!
What kind of dances do Santa and Mrs. Clause attend?
What did the snowboarder say to the skier?
“It’s all downhill from here!”
What did the chicken do when she crossed the road?
She went sledding!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a beach ball?
They’re both white except the beach ball!
What show do monsters binge watch on snowy days?
Seasons 1 and 2 of Fiends!
Funny Winter Knock Knock Jokes
Anita get my jacket before we go out sledding!
Waldo we do if we don’t get any snow for Christmas?
Howie going to get all of this snow shoveled before school?
Icy you like knock knock jokes too!